published in Volume 1, Issue 1 on January 15th, 1994
This I enjoy: zoo aquariums. What better entertains in any refreshingly cool aquatic house, what sponsors the pleasure of all those truly enraptured by the natural world, than the task of misleading our youth, an activity that is available in surplus within the walls of our nation's zoos?
"See that snail, Angela? Its fangs can strip a cow to the marrow in less than a minute."
"Oh yes, just for snoring too loud, but let's move on..."
... and that is untrue, of course. Snails do not have ears and do not attack unless provoked.
Enjoy the first issue.