published in Volume 1, Issue 2 on March 15, 1994
Pigs don't care for bacon. I flash by, an orange blur to Pig-poor eyes, staring Blearily, thoughts Of sows, and slop and mud Percolating behind them. Unhurried pork on the hoof, Cloven (could Satan be a pig?) to Slog through mud and hay And yesterday's pork product. Finally settling with porcine permanence, Piggy heads hatching no plots.